Presenting The Newly Elected President Of 80s Glamour

I don't approve of the things that come out of Sarah Palin's mouth, but I do approve of the frosted glamour she smeared on her mouth before her appearance on Fox News last night. The Governor of Alaska turned Dancing with the Stars seat filler went on Fox News last night to blab about blah blah blah blah, but I have a feeling she was really on there to show the people of America the kind of glamour we're missing out on. You won't find a Bumpit at Walmart today, because they're all in Sarah Palin...